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July 21, 2011
my friend Ralph. He has a hairy back, but not as hairy as mine.

my friend Ralph. He has a hairy back, but not as hairy as mine.

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July 19, 2011
I saved these two honeys from this tool, then took them back to my hotel and gave them both the Chip Seinfeld special. Booya!

I saved these two honeys from this tool, then took them back to my hotel and gave them both the Chip Seinfeld special. Booya!

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July 19, 2011
my friend Hector is wasted. so was I.

my friend Hector is wasted. so was I.

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July 17, 2011
This is where I go to get hoes and blow when I’m in LaLa Land.

This is where I go to get hoes and blow when I’m in LaLa Land.

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July 17, 2011
i just banged this chick. life is good.

i just banged this chick. life is good.

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July 17, 2011
another rejected idea of mine. I think the city of Columbus doesn’t like me.

another rejected idea of mine. I think the city of Columbus doesn’t like me.

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July 17, 2011
the Franklinton neighborhood was looking for a catchphrase to market itself. this is waht I came up witH. Surprisingly they rejected the idea and asked me to leave them alone. There loss, not mine.

the Franklinton neighborhood was looking for a catchphrase to market itself. this is waht I came up witH. Surprisingly they rejected the idea and asked me to leave them alone. There loss, not mine.

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July 17, 2011
my bro and me at the Oscars in 1999.

my bro and me at the Oscars in 1999.

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July 17, 2011

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

cocaine

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July 17, 2011
this was my idea for an art installation for Columbus, Ohio. The city council rejected it, but I beleive it’s what Columbus needs to get the attention of the world. This would be a popular tourist attraction like the Eiffel Tower.

this was my idea for an art installation for Columbus, Ohio. The city council rejected it, but I beleive it’s what Columbus needs to get the attention of the world. This would be a popular tourist attraction like the Eiffel Tower.