my friend Ralph. He has a hairy back, but not as hairy as mine.
I saved these two honeys from this tool, then took them back to my hotel and gave them both the Chip Seinfeld special. Booya!
my friend Hector is wasted. so was I.
This is where I go to get hoes and blow when I’m in LaLa Land.
i just banged this chick. life is good.
another rejected idea of mine. I think the city of Columbus doesn’t like me.
the Franklinton neighborhood was looking for a catchphrase to market itself. this is waht I came up witH. Surprisingly they rejected the idea and asked me to leave them alone. There loss, not mine.
my bro and me at the Oscars in 1999.
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this was my idea for an art installation for Columbus, Ohio. The city council rejected it, but I beleive it’s what Columbus needs to get the attention of the world. This would be a popular tourist attraction like the Eiffel Tower.
I am the funniest Seinfeld ever. Jerry stole all my jokes. He can suck my balls. Please follow me on twitter @TheChipSeinfeld
Zach was an awesome stand up, I hope he comes back to it once this “feature film” garbage is over.
I’ve been getting a good number of likes/reblogs/follows in the past few posts and I...
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